I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop. — Clarence Budington Kelland Copy Share Image
The duty of a toastmaster is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast. — Clarence Budington Kelland Copy Share Image
Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting… — Clarence Budington Kelland Copy Share Image
I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop. — Clarence Budington Kelland Copy Share Image
