Deprived Quote by John Thorne

There is nothing more depressing than toast that no one eats.

— Peter Hedges

I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

— Sam Trammell

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate…

— Margaret Atwood

I don't like toast... the black stuff gets in my teeth.

— Bud Jamison

The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning there's the…

— Roger Rosenblatt

In the long run, everything is a toaster.

— Bruce Greenwald

Toast is bread made delicious and useful. Un-toasted bread is okay for children's sandwiches and sopping up barbecue sauce, but for pretty much all…

— Steve Albini

“Are you sure you wouldn't like some toast, Phyllis? Toast is one of the triumphs of our civilisation. It must be made with very…

— Fay Weldon

Eating toast in the shower is the ultimate multitask

— Harry Styles

Of what value is a civilization that can't toast a piece of bread as ordered?

— Haruki Murakami

But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast four slices…

— Thomas M. Disch

It would be nice to be a piece of toast. Everyone likes a piece of toast, don't they? No one is ever sad when…

— Jon Richardson