Quote by Dwight Schrute Download Open image “I am faster than 80% of all snakes.” — Dwight Schrute ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongooseand a panther. — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
I'm more on the bigger side, so people don't think I have speed. I'm not the fastest guy, but I guarantee I'm not the… — Mark Henry Copy Share Image
Instead of expending time to train yourself not to be afraid of snakes, avoid them altogether. — Richard Koch Copy Share Image
I'm not the kind of guy who says 'I'm the fastest.' But I believe I've got the potential to achieve great things. 100 per… — George Russell Copy Share Image
Snakes are very low maintenance. I just have to give them meat and water. — Danny Green Copy Share Image
I like the people that I work with, generally. With four exceptions. And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriffs deputy to… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms. — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammermercilessinsatiable — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule 17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season — Dwight Schrute Copy Share
The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition wont receive the care they need because someone in this… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
Before I do anything I ask myself Would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious smoky rich flavor. Plus, you can… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision. — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
Yes I have acted before. I was in a production of Oklahoma! in the 7th grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman.… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
