As a farmer I know that when an animal is sick sometimes the right thing to do is put it out of its misery. With the electricity we are using to keep Meredith alive we could power a small fan… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
I like the people that I work with, generally. With four exceptions. And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriffs deputy to… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms. — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammermercilessinsatiable — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule 17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on-… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition wont receive the care they need because someone in this… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
Before I do anything I ask myself Would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious smoky rich flavor. Plus, you can… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision. — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
Yes I have acted before. I was in a production of Oklahoma! in the 7th grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman.… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
