Quote by Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child

“I don’t even know the difference between a cow and a heifer. What would you say that one over by that tree is?” Nate…

— Adrienne Lecter

“Heifers, younger, are another matter, Goofy, quick to spook, gangly. They Galumpf about, attack afraid and Retreat feeling real brave. There's no Understanding 'em,…

— Alan W. Powers

Who finds the heifer dead and bleeding fresh And sees fast-by a butcher with an axe, But will suspect 'twas he that made the…

— William Shakespeare

“Buttercup?” Trace looked concerned. “You’ve named the cows?” “Not all of them … yet. I’ll give them each a name when the perfect name…

— Cricket Rohman

“I didn’t even do anything.” “You did ask her if she killed Petrov. I think your exact words were, ‘You whacked him, didn’t you?…

— Shelly Laurenston

“Without hesitating, he said, “Can you tell me something? These animals that are just running around out here . . . they couldn’t be…

— Lee H. Whittlesey

“You do like them thin, don't you?" Pyrlig said, amused. "Now I like them meaty as well-fed heifers! Give me a nice dark Briton…

— Bernard Cornwell

“Where’s…My…Cow?” They backed away. “Is that my cow?” the creature demanded, stepping forward unsteadily. It shook its head sadly.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Have you found the milk,” he asked, “or must I venture out in search of a cow?”

— Julia Quinn

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

— Groucho Marx

“Lucky for me, all four of his hooves missed my body as they found the ground. I picked my head up, thankful I didn't…

— Brittney Joy

“I thought it was a tree log, but it was just an erect elephant penis. But that didn’t stop me from trying to throw…

— Jarod Kintz