Quote by Douglas Adams

“Much as I hate to stand out in a crowd, I have this terrible occasional compulsion to make myself a source of merriment for…

— Bill Bryson

“Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love like socks for gloves, and let the world…

— Jarod Kintz

“A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“He was a man who always gave the impression of wearing a top hat, even when he was not.”

— Judy Budnitz

“Mr. Galliano wore his big top-hat very much on one side of his head, so much so that Jimmy really wondered why it didn't…

— Enid Blyton

That hat looks ridiculous.” “Fortunately, I can change hats,” Wayne said, “while you, sir, are stuck with that face.

— Brandon Sanderson

“Who do hats think they are? They contribute nothing to society, and don't even display basic manners. Has a hat ever held a door…

— Charlie Brooker

“I say, “It’s really really Bogart’s hat, I swear to god. Really. Just don’t tell my mom about this because I had to spend…

— Matthew Quick

“On my recent trip to Washington DC, I wore a hat I made out of a tin funnel that I covered with fur. Why?…

— Jarod Kintz

“No need to take it out on me that you're so wrinkled you have to screw your hat on.”

— Suzanne Wright

“He was wearing a gleaming cream-coloured linen suit, and a Panama hat. The weirdest thing about this was that he was not the most…

— Alexis Hall

“No surprise. I was the only one at Dave and Bubba’s not wearing a Ragland Rattlers cap. Talk about feeling disloyal. And uncomfortable. My…

— Rachel Hawthorne