Basements Quote by Douglas Adams
“Not unnaturally, many elevators imbued with intelligence and precognition became terribly frustrated with the mindless business of going up and down, up and down, experimented briefly with the notion of going sideways, as a sort of existential protest, demanded participation in the decision-making process and finally took to squatting in basements sulking. An impoverished hitch-hiker visiting any planets in the Sirius star system these days can pick up easy money working as a counsellor for neurotic elevators.”
About This Quote
Source Book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, 1979
Intelligent elevators, fed up with repetitive tasks, seek purpose and agency, turning to odd jobs for meaning.
In simple terms: Elevators want more than just up and down.
Give repetitive systems a voice.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- Space travel
- customer service
- maintenance
- creative problem solving
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Can machines ever truly desire autonomy?
- What responsibilities do creators have toward sentient tools?
Elevators lack true consciousness, so their "protest" is metaphorical.