Friendship Quote by Davis

The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP

— Komal

The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote anyone without actually getting it right and nobody will know the difference

— George Washington

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— James Ellroy

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— Anonymous

Awkward moment when your friend is using Facebook & you are standing behind, you realize that your friend is actually reading your status &…

— FRHnLEAD

A true friendship quote comes out of your mind, because you know exactly what to say to your friend.

— Morgan

It's funny how someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook.

— Pretty Ladii

“sat down to write a book and instead left hilariously awesome comments across various statuses. You're welcome, Facebook.”

— Jordan Krumbine

That awkward moment when you look on Facebook and see your friend's comment on your status gets more likes than your status does.

— David Rice

“You have this maddening little smile sometimes, like you've just thought of something incredibly witty but are afraid to say it in case no…

— Robyn Schneider

What makes Facebook so great is the fact that you can make up absolutely random quotes and then attribute them to famous people.

— Albert Einstein

“The great drawback of being witty is that you have to keep your eyes fixed on the semi-idiots around you, and absorb their worthless…

— Stendhal