Quote by David Feherty Download Open image “Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.” — David Feherty ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“He was flabbergasted. That was the best word. His flabber had been thoroughly gasted.” — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
I love food but due to my active lifestyle, have never been fat or flabby. — Pooja Bedi Copy Share Image
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Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food. — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet. — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice. — David Feherty Copy Share Image
“When I was a wee lad, Uncle Dickie sat me on his knee, and regaled me with stories about the genesis of a game… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder. — David Feherty Copy Share Image
