"You might have mentioned this to me Molly,”……" — Dave Barry
"You might have mentioned this to me Molly,” said Leonard. “The fact that there are hostile natives on the island.” “I forgot,” said Molly. “You forgot?” said Leonard. “There’s been a lot happening,” said Molly."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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