"You and Teacher,” said Molly. “Yes,” said Peter.……" — Dave Barry
"You and Teacher,” said Molly. “Yes,” said Peter. “She’s very clever. You’ll like her.” “I’m sure,” said Molly."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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