"The Mollusks—generous hosts when they weren’t trying to……" — Dave Barry
"The Mollusks—generous hosts when they weren’t trying to kill you."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Generous Quotes
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I'm generous. I give good tips. It's just - the way I live my life, ironically enough, is: I don't…
— Paul Auster
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Politeness and civility are the best capital ever invested in business. Large stores, gilt signs, flaming advertisements, will all prove…
— P T Barnum
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A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.
— Cyrano de Bergerac
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Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless.
— Mortimer Adler
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The generous wish to share with all what is precious, to spread broadcast priceless truths, to shut out none from…
— Annie Besant
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I think the best actors are the most generous, the kindest, the greatest people and at their worst they are…
— Kenneth Branagh
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The notion that before you even set out to go to Thailand, you say, 'I'm not interested,' or you're unwilling…
— Anthony Bourdain
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My mum and mad were both very generous, encouraging parents.
— Tony Abbott
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People are people the world over. Some are good, some bad, some greedy and some generous. Nations are like people…
— George Aiken
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Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.
— Albert Brooks
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Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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Forcing people to be generous isn't humanitarian, effective, compassionate or moral. Only acts that are truly voluntary for all concerned…
— Harry Browne
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