"It is better to be rich and healthy…" — Dave Barry

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508 Quotes by Dave Barry

Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…

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I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is… — Pietro Aretino
Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes
If one way be better than another, that you may be sure is nature's way. — Aristotle
It is clearly better that property should be private, but the use of it common; and the special business of… — Aristotle
Making mistakes is a lot better than not doing anything. — Billie Joe Armstrong
I think when you're 10 years old, it's too much to see something with the threat of death in every… — J. J. Abrams
Ever since the Crusades, when Christians from western Europe were fighting holy wars against Muslims in the near east, western… — Karen Armstrong
The power of one, if fearless and focused, is formidable, but the power of many working together is better. — Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
Suppose that we are wise enough to learn and know - and yet not wise enough to control our learning… — Isaac Asimov
I can scarcely manage to scribble a tolerable English letter. I know that I am not a scholar, but meantime… — John James Audubon
God judged it better to bring good out of evil than to suffer no evil to exist. — Saint Augustine
Anything in any way beautiful derives its beauty from itself and asks nothing beyond itself. Praise is no part of… — Marcus Aurelius

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