Crowds Quote by Dave Attell Download Open image “I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.” — Dave Attell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Crowds Laughing Mind Shows Slow down
So many shows don't have laugh tracks now that, when you hear it, it can be slightly jarring. — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
My experience tells me that any time you hear people laughing on a sitcom, it's the writers who happen to be closest to the… — Steven Weber Copy Share Image
If I was just allowed to talk and handle the whole thing by myself without the audience interrupting with laughter, the show would be… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to my shows to escape the cares of life. They don't want to… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
When I walk out on stage, I don't know who's in the audience. To me, in my little fat skull, the laugh is just… — Dave Coulier Copy Share Image
The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
People love to laugh together. Like when I'm at home and I'm watching shows, I don't laugh out loud, but if I'm in a… — Neil Berkeley Copy Share Image
I learned very early that an audience would relax and look at things differently if they felt they could laugh with you from time… — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
There's nothing like making a crowd laugh. For me that's the ultimate high. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
The smaller an audience is, the more self-conscious they are. People are always looking at each other to see who is laughing. Because the… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had? — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Why do they collect garbarge at 5am? Why? It's garbage. It's not going to go bad again. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
It's a horrible economy but I'm trying to do my part. I just bought a new shower curtain it has all the presidents on… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
One of the best moments of any Liars show is hearing the crowd squawk 'We're doomed! We're doomed!' on cue during 'We Fenced Other… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
I don't think about the press or the crowds or the other leaders of the race. The focus is only on myself. As soon… — Magdalena Neuner Copy Share Image
A man has a right to use a saw, an axe, a plane, separately; may he not combine their uses on the same piece… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
The nineteenth century lynching mob cuts off ears, toes, and fingers, strips off flesh, and distributes portions of the body as souvenirs among the… — Ida B. Wells Copy Share Image
Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never belong to a crowd; Never belong to a nation; Never belong to a religion; Never belong to a race. Belong to the whole… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
It's been really fun to see with each album when I change to see the fans of the show emulate my style and with… — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
When the American people saw the LA riots and crowds of Blacks cheering O.J. Simpson (who was acquitted by the almost all Black jury),… — David Duke Copy Share Image
I'm neurotic in the sense that I can have a crowd of 300 people cheering you, applauding you, standing O, but one guy come… — Wayne White Copy Share Image
Cease speaking of enemies when an achievement can kindle a great light. Solitude will transmit the message better than the murmurs of crowds. — Nicholas Roerich Copy Share Image
I want people to just be paying attention even if they're not necessarily laughing at something, or if it takes them a while to… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
