Dog Quote by Craig Johnson

“Dogs come when they're called, cats take a message and get back to you.”

— Warren Eckstein

“I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it…

— Deb Baker

“I confronted the fact that I was not only talking to a dog, but answering for one.”

— Claire Cook

“The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything.”

— Patrick Ness

“Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak?” said Dibbler. “He says he can’t,” said Victor. Dibbler hesitated. The excitement was unhinging…

— Terry Pratchett

“I pulled the fork out of the dog and lifted him into my arms and hugged him. He was leaking blood from the fork-holes.…

— Mark Haddon (Author

“Good-bye, Cadan,' I said, backing out the door. 'If I hear anything new, I’ll come to you.' 'Be careful,' I warned. 'My guard dog…

— Courtney Allison Moulton

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as a dog does”

— Christopher Morley

“I’m here because I’m in the market for my own partner, and I heard you were some kind of whisperer.” Okay, not what today…

— Marina Adair

“and there is no getting away from it, I am made for dogs and dogs for me, because the instant I saw him I…

— Elizabeth von Arnim

“At this point and fuck if she wants me to call her Timmy and bark like a dog, I will.”

— Harper Sloan

“When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?”

— Jarod Kintz