People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Vic interrupted. “Vann, Tim here was telling me about your wonderful talent, the one with dogs?” He turned back to me, nodding with a great deal of enthusiasm. “In my free time, I teach dogs how to talk. I use… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
