Bamboozled Quote by Chuck Klosterman

“. . . every jungle creature for fifty or sixty yards started raising holy hell on the what-the-fuck-was-that party line.”

— Jim Butcher

“You may thresh a hundred thousand bushels of grain, / But more than mine your belly will not contain.”

— Horace

“If he was wood, he was a flail, and I was grain on the threshing floor. I was a thousand grains, my thoughts blown…

— Sarah Micklem

“He was like a huge smug albatross waddling around my desk, squawking vacuously and crapping all over my paperwork.”

— Tana French

“And then they saw bearded Billy Pilgrim in his blue toga and silver shoes, with his hands in a muff. He looked at least…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend…

— Terry Pratchett

“His lap looked like it was already occupied--by a giant boner. It pressed against his pants like a circus tent pole. Elephants could fit…

— Juniper Bell

“It was as if a room full of monkeys had been fed prunes and let loose. I”

— Jamie McFarlane

“He had been a mere man railing at a condition, but now he was out of it and could see that it had been…

— Stephen Crane

“Bill walked slowly to Cara's dressed and leaned on the edge, folding his arms as the pine creaked under his weight. Even the furniture…

— Melissa Landers

“Mostly, he looked like a big piece of old brown carpet that had been left out in the rain.”

— Kate DiCamillo

“His brown toes sank into the sixteen thousand dollar Agra rug. His jeans hung like seaweed from the Philippe Starck valet. His stubble scraped…

— Damon Suede