Quote by Becky Monson

“...he was forty bushels beyond bamboozled.”

— Chuck Klosterman

“Tell them I said something.”

— Pancho Villa

“I licked them, so they’re mine.”

— Samantha Towle

“I screwed up.”

— Barack H. Obama

“What was I supposed to do? Skip around in circles smiling and handing out candy canes while rainbows came out my ass?”

— Lola Stark

“I saw what you did.”

— Anonymous

“They asked me what I wanted to get out of this experience and I said me.”

— Barbra Annino

“I flicked the glitter off. Whatever, that might've come from anywhere. Maybe I'd walked by an art class at some point. Maybe I'd accidentally…

— Cherry Cheva

“...will they . . . will I be . . .” I couldn’t get out the tail end of the thought; it was like…

— Jilly Gagnon

“They appear in the doorway, holding tea and toast, their faces filled with concern. I open my mouth, planning to start off with some…

— Suzanne Collins

“...some men say get them crying on your shoulder and you have the sheets half-unfurled already. Other fellows say get them laughing. I say…

— Stewart Hennessey

“By lunchtime, the glitter was flaking off my mask. Three pearls dropped off and rolled down the tiled hallway.”

— Tessa Gratton