"Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie…" — Chris Rock
"Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life."
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161 Quotes by Chris Rock
Chris Rock has 161 quotes on this site.
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You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better…
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The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too -…
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a…
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Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of…
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got…
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I believe you have my property!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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I can't even put gas in my plane!
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My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get…
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More Crappy Quotes
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Don't settle. Don't finish crappy books. If you don't like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you're not on the…
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Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
— George Carlin
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My father in the film - which we probably haven't seen in previous movies, and in British Asian movies you…
— Parminder Nagra
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Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the…
— Joan Rivers
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I completely love playing and designing games and always will. I am so into games that I listen to game…
— John Romero
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Procastination is not about not doing is about not doing and feeling crappy.
— David Allen
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I write some crappy songs. ... but every once in a while I get just the right words put together…
— Bonnie Baker
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Someone will always hate what I say. There’s always going to be somebody spitting blood about my wooden-faced, toffee-named, crappy…
— Benedict Cumberbatch
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I like to act in films, I like to shoot 'em, I like to direct 'em, I like to be…
— John Cassavetes
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The truth is I'm a dork. I collected comics. I still love cartoons. I'd rather be at home on a…
— Nathan Fillion
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Think of a field of daisies: they bloom, they wither, and in the spring they grow again. Who wants to…
— Rudy Rucker
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I don't make crappy movies. I spend two or three years making a film. I don't take myself seriously, but…
— Lloyd Kaufman
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