Battle Quote by Charlaine Harris

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because…

— Kevin Hart

Here is a drawing of a stapler:

— Dave Eggers

The paper, the stapler, the staples, the tape. It makes me sick. Physical things. Forty years of loving someone becomes staples and tape.

— Jonathan Safran Foer

If you always use your stapler in one place, keep it there, instead of thinking that all the office supplies should go in one…

— Gretchen Rubin

I held a nail in place and slammed it with the hammer. Best. Chore. Ever.

— Cate Tiernan

Relations r like stapler pin, Easy 2 attach But very hard 2 deattach & even if pin is removed, it alwys leaves its mark,…

— Ritu Ghatourey

At the moment I was mad enough to chew up nails and spit out paper clips.

— Jim Butcher

Why do I always feel like you're trying to staple my umbilical cord to the corner of your desk?

— James Lee Burke

The nail that sticks out farthest gets hammered the hardest.

— Patrick Jones

It was almost as incredible as if you fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back to hit…

— Ernest Rutherford

Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest.

— Beastie Boys

It was almost as incredible as if you fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back and hit…

— Ernest Rutherford