Zombie Quotes

265 Zombie quotes by 168 unique authors

I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the title of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always killed off in books and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Well, isnâ€™t that interesting. (Bubba) I ainâ€™t your science experiment, Bubba. I donâ€™t want to be interesting and I definitely donâ€™t want to be a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think Iâ€™m never eating guacamole again… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Zombies will try to scale any surface no matter how unfeasable or even impossible. In all but the easiest situations, these attempts have met with… — Max Brooks
Hooking on scuba gear and blindly diving into zombie-infested water is a wonderful way to mix the two childhood terrors of being eaten and drowning. — Max Brooks
Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies. — Sarah Rees Brennan
We have about three hours of homework a night, and our evening study period is only two hours, so if you want to spend the… — Holly Black
I am a total zombie just after I wake up. It takes me half an hour even to get my eyes open. Ask anyone who… — Diana Wynne Jones
He rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to say, â€œI vant… — Rachel Caine
That,' he said, with almost religious fever, 'was the coolest thing you have ever done. In fact, that may have been the coolest thing you… — Mira Grant
Bubba there zombies.....and there trying to eat me!" -Nick Gautier — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Then he said in his most excellent Mick impression, "Your powers are useless against Ninja Lords, O great zombie hunter! Surrender or feel the sting… — Alan Goldsher
Our story opens where countless stories have ended in the last twenty-six years: with an idiot -- in this case, my brother, Shaun -- deciding… — Mira Grant
1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading.… — Max Brooks
Zombies are the proletariat. Long live the workers! — Justine Larbalestier
It is an old, old adage that if you want someone to do something, get them to believe it is their idea. Humanity is mind… — David Icke
Holly: Seriously, you don't like unicorns? What kind person doesn't like unicorns? Justine: What kind of a person doesn't like zombies? What have zombies ever… — Holly Black
I turned down Halloween parties every year, where people wanted zombies raised at the stroke of midnight or some such nonsense. The scarier my reputation… — Laurell K. Hamilton
I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No,… — Kiersten White
If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them to come back. Better a peaceful sleep in the earth than the life of a… — Cassandra Clare

Who Wrote These Zombie Quotes

168 authors contributed a total of 265 Zombie Quotes, led by these top contributors: