Zombie Quotes

265 Zombie quotes by 168 unique authors

Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on one's own was beyond the… — Steve Hockensmith
The best is when we all go at once, like an army of interrelated popcorn zombies who laugh the same laughs and gasp the same… — Rachel Cohn
Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits. — Patton Oswalt
Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. â€œYeah, man, thanks for… — Rachel Caine
Oh, hey, Claire,â€ she said, and blinked. â€œWhere are you going?â€ â€œFuneral,â€ Shane said. On-screen, a zombie shrieked and died gruesomely. â€œYeah? Cool! Whose?â€ â€œHers.â€… — Rachel Caine
Voodoo Girl Her skin is white cloth, and she's all sewn apart and she has many colored pins sticking out of her heart. She has… — Tim Burton
Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies. — David Wong
Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I… — Richard Kadrey
I loved Jack because of every little thing about him. The way he laughed, the way he made me smile, the way he'd stay up… — Amanda Hocking
Unfortunately, zombies arenâ€™t very flammable, and it went out instantly. — Amanda Hocking
This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door. — Amanda Hocking
She looked around. "Oh, I've just got to hug somebody! You!" And she hugged Puck, the little ghost horse. "And you." She hugged Pook, and… — Piers Anthony
Don't worry about your father. He's a perfectly contented, self-sufficient zombie. — Kurt Vonnegut
It's why I get miffed at all the dashing around in recent zombie films. It completely misses the point; transforms the threat to a straightforward… — Simon Pegg
My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off. — Isaac Marion
She pictured herself running from a hoard of ravenous zombies on a hot day eventually collapsing from heatstroke and getting devoured. Then she imagined Hal… — Brandon Mull
So,would you say Iâ€™m closer to a zombie or a vampire? I gotta knowâ€”are my parts going to rot and fall off, or am I… — Rachel Vincent
To me, the best zombie movies arenâ€™t the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies… — Robert Kirkman
Zombies, believe me, are more terrifying than colonists. — Frantz Fanon
A print book is really a kind of tree zombie. — Scott Sigler

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