Zombie Quotes

265 Zombie quotes by 168 unique authors

It is an old, old adage that if you want someone to do something, get them to believe it is their idea. Humanity is mind… — David Icke
Holly: Seriously, you don't like unicorns? What kind person doesn't like unicorns? Justine: What kind of a person doesn't like zombies? What have zombies ever… — Holly Black
I turned down Halloween parties every year, where people wanted zombies raised at the stroke of midnight or some such nonsense. The scarier my reputation… — Laurell K. Hamilton
I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No,… — Kiersten White
If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them to come back. Better a peaceful sleep in the earth than the life of a… — Cassandra Clare
Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on one's own was beyond the… — Steve Hockensmith
The best is when we all go at once, like an army of interrelated popcorn zombies who laugh the same laughs and gasp the same… — Rachel Cohn
Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits. — Patton Oswalt
Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah, man, thanks for… — Rachel Caine
Oh, hey, Claire,” she said, and blinked. “Where are you going?” “Funeral,” Shane said. On-screen, a zombie shrieked and died gruesomely. “Yeah? Cool! Whose?” “Hers.”… — Rachel Caine
Voodoo Girl Her skin is white cloth, and she's all sewn apart and she has many colored pins sticking out of her heart. She has… — Tim Burton
Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies. — David Wong
Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I… — Richard Kadrey
I loved Jack because of every little thing about him. The way he laughed, the way he made me smile, the way he'd stay up… — Amanda Hocking
Unfortunately, zombies aren’t very flammable, and it went out instantly. — Amanda Hocking
This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door. — Amanda Hocking
She looked around. "Oh, I've just got to hug somebody! You!" And she hugged Puck, the little ghost horse. "And you." She hugged Pook, and… — Piers Anthony
Don't worry about your father. He's a perfectly contented, self-sufficient zombie. — Kurt Vonnegut
It's why I get miffed at all the dashing around in recent zombie films. It completely misses the point; transforms the threat to a straightforward… — Simon Pegg
My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off. — Isaac Marion
She pictured herself running from a hoard of ravenous zombies on a hot day eventually collapsing from heatstroke and getting devoured. Then she imagined Hal… — Brandon Mull
So,would you say I’m closer to a zombie or a vampire? I gotta know—are my parts going to rot and fall off, or am I… — Rachel Vincent
To me, the best zombie movies aren’t the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies… — Robert Kirkman
Zombies, believe me, are more terrifying than colonists. — Frantz Fanon
A print book is really a kind of tree zombie. — Scott Sigler

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