Zombie Quotes
265 Zombie quotes by 168 unique authors
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We don’t need a cure,†the other zombie said. “That’s right,†Scapegrace nodded. “We’re happy the way we are.†“Happy with the power,†Scapegrace clarified.…
— Derek Landy
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I think zombies are kind of cute.†“Seriously?†“I may be thinking about bunnies. Which one has the fluffy little tail, zombies or bunnies?†“Bunnies. 
— Derek Landy
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Tori joined us for dinner --in body, at least. She spent the meal practicing for a role in the next zombie movie, expressionless, methodically moving…
— Kelley Armstrong
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What is it with you and the Wizard of Oz references? Zombies and werewolves and vamps, oh my. Zombies and werewolves and...
— Christopher Golden
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Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving
— Mira Grant
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Generosity could be as contagious as the zombie plague as long as enough people were willing to be carriers.
— Jonathan Maberry
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Soft flesh is eaten by hard teeth.
— Isaac Marion
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I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
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Happily for me, ninety-nine percent of all human life is spent simply repeating the same old actions, speaking the same tired clichés, moving like a…
— Jeff Lindsay
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Dead bodies are calm and silent—perfectly still, perfectly harmless. A corpse will never move, it will never laugh, and it will never judge. A corpse…
— Dan Wells
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Where did you find that one?" "I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess." "They must be able to sense a kindred…
— Kiersten White
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This was good, except that now I had two crazed, burning zombies standing between me and the exit, plus another one that wasn’t on fire.…
— Amanda Hocking
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Say what you will about zombies and their hygeine issues,at least they kill you fast.College acceptance boards? They like to draw out the torment as…
— Kiersten White
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it…
— Bill Watterson
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I had seen these transformations, people who had lost their will to live, coming back from their zombie states and radiating a new life force…
— Anthony Kiedis
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I wanted to say something brilliant. My God, Holmes, how did you know the zombie was hiding in the flower pot? But I couldn't lie.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
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I'm telling you people; its a zombie attack. Z to the Oto the M to the B to the I,E. ZOMBIE..." -Bubba
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Secularism, materialism, and the intrusive presence of things have put out the light in our souls and turned us into a generation of zombies.
— Aiden Wilson Tozer
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In fact, since the accident, Mom doesn't love anyone. She is marble. Beautiful. Frigid. Easily stained by her family. What's left of us anyway. We…
— Ellen Hopkins
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The one thing I have absolute faith in is mankind's capacity to make things worse. No matter how bad it gets, we're all happy to…
— Mira Grant
Who Wrote These Zombie Quotes
168 authors contributed a total of 265 Zombie Quotes, led by these top contributors: