Zombie Quotes

265 Zombie quotes by 168 unique authors

Well," he said, "I think we've found our way in. We just wait until they're duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First types… — Rachel Caine
Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A.… — Gena Showalter
Yo! Deadheads," he yelled, waving his sword to taunt them. "Nice try, but you're messing with Benny-freaking-Imura, zombie killer. Booyah! — Jonathan Maberry
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other... — Bill Watterson
But if she'd realized that nine desiccated zombie nymphs would be waiting for her, she never would have come down here. — Rick Riordan
When the dawn was still long hours away, bad thoughts took on flesh and began to walk. In the middle of the night thoughts became… — Stephen King
So, been attacked by any vampires yet?" "Not one." "Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters?" It's been really quiet on the supernatural front" "Too bad, 'cause… — Rachel Caine
Emma and I had both died twice, and for me, that second one actually stuck. Now I was a "resurrected American," better known, in colloquial… — Rachel Vincent
She looks at me out of the side of her uncovered eye. "Chess, Zombie: defending yourself from the move that hasn't happened yet. Does it… — Rick Yancey
The kid who didn't go back when he should have and now goes back when he shouldn't. The kid called Zombie, who made a promise,… — Rick Yancey
I tried to speak in a cool, calm way, but the zombie rose up in my throat and choked me off. — Sylvia Plath
Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z. — Darynda Jones
I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food. — Jenna Fischer
We fear death so profoundly, not because it means the end of our body, but because it means the end of our consciousness - better… — Alison Gopnik
I like zombie movies, and I like genre movies a lot. To watch. Less so to make, I think. But I grew up on that… — Jonathan Levine
It is hard being a football loather, a football unfan. I sometimes feel as lonely as the sole survivor in the last reel of a… — Craig Brown
There is a universal fascination with the living dead. There is more to a zombie story that a bunch of corpses attacking the living. The… — Julie Ann Dawson
In a zombie apocalypse, I expect insane things to happen. — Chandler Riggs
A zombie amusement park sounds like fun, but the health code violations alone are enough to turn your stomach. — Jim C. Hines
That's a dead subject, you bring it up that's a zombie. — Lil Wayne

Who Wrote These Zombie Quotes

168 authors contributed a total of 265 Zombie Quotes, led by these top contributors: