Best Your Mom Thoughts
220 Your Mom quotes by 161 unique authors
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Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle Broflovski
— South Park
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I'll shoot your mom in the back and fuck the bullet until she dies.
— Immortal Technique
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You dont know the technique so dont tell lies I'll shoot your mom in the back and fuck the bullet hole until she dies.
— Immortal Technique
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Having the love of your life break up with you and saying we can still be friends, is like your dog dying and your mom…
— Unknown Author
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Taylor gang or show your mom your browsing history.
— Taylor Gang
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If your mom would have know that you would turn at this way she would have swallowed you.
— Unknown Author
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You know what yo, you a bitch, you should have a travel agent, cause you a trip, you should make your own toilet tissue since…
— Kanye West
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If you pissed off because you think that I dissed you, I'll rape your mom so we can make it a personal issue
— Immortal Technique
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Boys will be dumm your mom will say hun but sometimes at the end of the day you feel like saying I'm done
— Unknown Author
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Woman: Are you getting out today Man: No, actually I'm getting it in with your mom
— Uknown
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I fucked your mom in the butt
— Unknown Author
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The teacher gives the children in her classrooom lifesavers the children say all the flavors so the teacher gives them a white one the children…
— Unknown Author
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Look forward your mom and dad love you so much but look now you love some one that's the fact of life.
— Sumit Ojha
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No disrespect to those of you that aren't concerned with anyone's living situations, but it was BOUGHT to my attention that certain people have a…
— Reasonable Doubt Lane
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I am your mom dont judge my mom cause I'm her daughter wutch means I'm also a mom I have a dog so dont judge…
— Your Mom
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Dont you hate when your mom tells you
— Unknown Author
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That moment when you hear your mom mention your name on the phone and all you think is what the hell is she saying about…
— Itsme867
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I want to be the girl your ex will hate, your mom will love, and the one youre never going to forget
— Itsme867
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I miss being a child with you. All we had to worry about was what barbie doll to play with, not bratz, barbies. Your mom…
— Rebekah
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See life is a game of chess, try your best to not be the pun, calculate every step make'em kiss the ring of the don,…
— Chamillionaire
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Beef will have you praying to God. Move your kids, have you hiding your mom.
— Pusha T
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Awkward moment when you do the naked run to your bedroom, to find your friends in there because your mom invited them in.
— Unknown Author
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The moment when your mom demands you to do something for her,but when you ask her to do something for you,she doesnt
— TiaraMcrae
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
— Carlin Whisler
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If you have your Mom around and if she living always kiss her hug her Love her and always make her feel appreciated cause it's…
— Michael Myers Jr
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161 authors contributed a total of 220 Your Mom Quotes, led by these top contributors: