Your Mom Quotes

220 Your Mom quotes by 161 unique authors

The Really Annoying Moment Is That When Your Mom Sits Down Next To You, While You're On The Computer... — Pacifiersucker
Awkward moment when your mom is doing the dishes and you silently put your plate..! — Tabassum
So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and… — Robert Schimmel
Age 4: I love Mommy. Age 16: I HATE HER. Age 20: Mom was right Age 57: I wish my Mom was still here. LIKE… — Tanya Bianco
Oh so your mad that you didn't get what you want because your mom lowered your spending money? Well guess what bitch, my mom doesn't… — Masha Mezz
I wanna be the one your ex will hate, your mom will love, and the one you'll never forget. — Channing Newland
I wanna be the one your ex will hate, your mom will love, and the one you will always love! — Makayla Mason
That awkward moment when you realize Santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom. — Sharon
That awkward moment when your mom shouts, ''I need to talk to you'' and you think of everything you could have done wrong — Unknown Author
They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had sex, and your mom is right there,… — Risa Schizophrenia
I used to think you were worth my tears but the thing I fell to realize was that over the years we fell apart you… — Nichole
Today at school: Friend, 'Dude that song is old.' Some random person: 'Well so is your mom...but you still listen to her!' — Myself
That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than you.. — Amit Verma
When I was little Im gonna tell your mom was the scariest sentence ever. — Bubbly
.To all the daughters, as your Mom gets older and says or does something you dont like..dont turn your back on us like we are… — Unknown Author
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering. — Curly
Girl's I'm gonna tell you what guy's want. This is our goal during the fight. We want to make you cry. Yes. Not a lot… — Jeremy G
My love will follow you where ever you go,.no matter how old you are and no matter how far you travel Because I am your… — Ritu Ghatourey
If your mom tell you whats right , listen to her ! Because at the end , their always right . — ZomBeatz
Love becomes birth,cause your mom will cry at night and pray that your safe even inside her wound. — Unknown Author
Your mom didn't carry you for 9 months and raise you for 18 years just for you to give up on yourself or be with… — SONYA PARKER
How to treat your mom — Unknown Author
Like your Mom was a Poet Girl? I see you take after her with your lyrics !! — Glen Rambharack
You know you're in trouble when your mom screams your whole name. — Ritu Ghatourey
Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.... — Kiara Sellars

Who Wrote These Your Mom Quotes

161 authors contributed a total of 220 Your Mom Quotes, led by these top contributors: