Your Mom Quotes

220 Your Mom quotes by 161 unique authors

Don't Wait! Start on your dreams, your impulses, your longings, your special occasions today. Because this is your moment. — Mary Anne Radmacher
When you're sick, nobody takes care of you like your mom. — Trisha Yearwood
People who build family businesses are not classically trained. They have to deal with an enormous amount of politics. You think corporate politics are tough?… — Gary Vaynerchuk
You can go to the Internet and know more than your mom in two seconds. It's crazy how fast teenagers have knowledge and information these… — Katie Finneran
Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca? — Chubby Checker
Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up. — The Notorious B.I.G.
Two weeks ago at the U.S. Amateur, my mom caddied, and that is kind of a different feeling, because she's your mom and you have… — Lydia Ko
I guess if you are making more money than your mom and dad, you can set your own boundaries. — Alexa Vega
You cannot beat the clock. My advice is to grab your moments of grace and enjoy them while they last. — Amy Dickinson
Relief is a great feeling.It's the emotional and physical reward we receive from our bodies upon alleviation of pain, pressure and struggle. A time to… — Vera Nazarian
Your mom was right when she told you never to discuss politics and religion because emotions run so high in those arenas. Especially religion. — Bill O'Reilly
I was who I was in high school in accordance with the rules of conduct for a normal person, like obeying your mom and dad.… — Iggy Pop
Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to… — Jesse Ventura
The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems… — Chuck Palahniuk
I bet your mom would let me." -Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus- — Mo Willems
I hope you never hear those words. Your mom. She died. They are different than other words. They are too big to fit in your… — Mitch Albom
Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know. — Cassandra Clare
Did you hear that Mitch? Your mom thinks you're beautiful. — Nicholas Sparks
Your mom can't hate a whole country because of one person! — Jeaniene Frost
In the next election, I'm voting for your mom to be the next God. — David Levithan
You big crybaby," I whispered into his ear. "Now you know why your mom warned you not to hit girls. Sometimes they hit back. — Kirsten Miller
Culture, when it comes to food, is of course a fancy word for your mom. — Michael Pollan
And you are? (Xypher) Pissed off. You wrecked my car, shoved me around, and are a complete and utter dickhead! (Simone) Dear God, what a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of… — Cassandra Clare
Picture the moment when your mom and dad first saw you as something other than a pretty, tiny version of them. You as them, but… — Chuck Palahniuk

Who Wrote These Your Mom Quotes

161 authors contributed a total of 220 Your Mom Quotes, led by these top contributors: