Your Mom Quotes

220 Your Mom quotes by 161 unique authors

And that's when I realized that there's really two ways people cry. You cry when you're sorry for yourself, and then you cry when you… — Fuyumi Ono
The old women only stuck around this long out of a sense of duty. Your mom was the same way. That's why I loved her.… — Rick Riordan
Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh! Gordie: And then your mom… — Stephen King
Nana glanced at Ben. "I think your mom has catepillars in her ears. She keeps repeating everything I say like she can't hear me. — Nicholas Sparks
Do you enjoy holidays with your family? I don't mean your mom and dad family, but your uncle and aunt and cousin family? Personally, I… — Stephen Chbosky
In my experience, anybody besides your mom that feeds you is going to want something in exchange for it. — Karen Marie Moning
If your mom was here, she would flip her top over your grades." "Flip her lid," I muttered. — Gena Showalter
That wasn't your mom in you—that was your dad. — Ally Carter
Your mom isn’t going to let me step foot inside this place. I’ve seen the gun she keeps on the top shelf of the pantry. — Becca Fitzpatrick
These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet: 'You… — John Green
We break our huddle and Eight immediately transforms into one of his massive avatars. His handsome features melt away, replaced by the snarling face and… — Pittacus Lore
Must’ve been hard on your mom,” Frank said. “I guess we’ll do anything for someone we love.” Hazel squeezed his hand appreciatively. Nico stared at… — Rick Riordan
Success requires first expending 10 units of effort to produce one unit of results. Your momentum will then produce 10 units of results with each… — Charles J. Givens
You may earn whatever money you earn as a cricketer, but you want to play for your country. At the end of the day, you… — Mahendra Singh Dhoni
Learn to expect less from life and more from yourself. Accept the changes that life throws at you. Remember, your destiny is pretty much in… — Lynda Resnick
You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much. — Gabby Douglas
Listen to your mom and dad! They are almost always right, especially about boys. — Melissa Ordway
Ultimately, the only people who are in any way edified by hanging with famous people are you at the age of 11 and your mom. — Adam McKay
Everything you see is filtered through your visual system (imperfect) and your brain (also imperfect, despite what your mom told you). Witness testimony is the… — Seth Shostak
When I was young, all the books were about a Mary Jane and the football player and the prom and ending up with the quiet… — S E Hinton
Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Advice From Kids — Unknown Author
A children's dream is their parent's dream. You can make it come true for us! Don't you realize that our dream is to watch you… — Faith Barroa
Having a guy dump you and say We can still be friends Is like having your mom say Your dog died but you can still… — Ritu Ghatourey
The awesome moment when your mom thinks that you have no money for school and gives you more — Hussein Nishah
When your mom decides to be in the room while you're on facebook, so you just switch to Google and stare at it! -Nesha — Nesha

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161 authors contributed a total of 220 Your Mom Quotes, led by these top contributors: