Your Mom Quotes

220 Your Mom quotes by 161 unique authors

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am your mom will show up and tell you to shut… — Emaliebaby
I run back up to me room and grab the camera I tossed in my bag. I get back down there and go straight to… — Unknown Author
Be a kid as long as you can one day its going to go away and you will not be able to hug your mom… — Luke Kinney
The real Santa is... your mom and dad. — Anthony Barger
As you wake up in the morning, see that crazy sun, I hope you just think of me and smile, and keep me in your… — Unknown Author
So your taking a shower and you put on a towel to go to yOur room you walk out the door and repose you forgot… — Unknown Author
That annoying moment when your mom compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worst they are than you — Blossom
When yall was comin up did your mom make you pick a stick off The bush to whoop your ass with lol I use to… — Dionta Long
LMS If your mom says this when she get mad at you...I brought you in this world and I can take you out — Dionta Long
Im not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good. — Babloo
That akaward moment when your twerking and your mom comes inO_O fml-_- XD — Cuts And Scars
It's sad when you are with someone and you feel like shes the one. But then your mom finds out and she don't like that… — Falyn Knecht
Having A Person Dump You And Say We Can Still Be Friends,,, Is Like Having Your Mom Say Your Dog Died But You Can Still… — Pacifiersucker
Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turns into sluts. Homework goes into the trash. Detention becomes suspension. Mobile phone are used in class. Soda… — Kayla
That awkward moment when you expect 75 texts from people after being away from your phone for a while, and you only get 2 texts… — Unknown Author
Man you can talk about my wife am not gonna flinch, just know your mom is my side b****! LOL — DUB$TEPPER
Alot of girls or women call themself's fat or ugly, when deep down inside your heart, you know that your still a princess or still… — DUB$TEPPER
Hey you can talk about my wife am not gonna flinch, Just remember your mom is my side bitch — DUB$TEPPER
This website is a shit cause you know that your mom is a bitch — Unknown Author
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it in… — Rock Cowles
You say youre a Christian But yet you target a girl for her Imperfections... Wow Thats the Christian Way Huh Your Mom must be so… — Alena Waldrep
They say your mom knows everything. I agree. Mumma Thankyou for everything. I love you from the bottom of my heart. — Unknown Author
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on… — Frank Zappa
He'll take your house down, off of them pillars and take your mom to sizzler. And feed her chicken liver, that's cold blooded love. Billys… — Yelawolf
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear. — Insane Clown Posse

Who Wrote These Your Mom Quotes

161 authors contributed a total of 220 Your Mom Quotes, led by these top contributors: