Your Mom Quotes

220 Your Mom quotes by 161 unique authors

Your mom gets 1 day for carrying you for 9 months and raising you for 18 years. — SONYA PARKER
Moms are the structure in our life's. We wouldn't be standing without them.Post this status if you love your mom! — Nishan Panwar
Being so pale, your mom has to make you wear blush someday's ._. Cause otherwise you'd look like a ghost....lol — Rachel
The awkward moment when you're on the computer and your mom sits right next to you! ._. — Naresha
That awkward moment your dad/stepdad says one word and your mom thinks its something totally perverted and says what she thought he said! — K Noland
I dislike black men that bash black women. Last time I checked your Mom, your sister, your Aunt and your Grandmother are black women too. — SONYA PARKER
It's hard enough, your mom not excepting who you are and who you want to be with. Always trying to run your life, but I… — Unknown Author
Be bold and courageous. when you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did. and don't… — Shiv Baba
Your mom would tell you that you look great you feel pretty but when a boy tells you that you look great you feel sexy..........… — Tamesha Prass
Ugh, this that prom shit. This that what we do, don't tell your mom shit. This that red cup, all on the lawn shit. Got… — Kanye West
You dont only love once, you love your mom, dad, family, friends, first love , second love, last love. And when u meet that special… — Yasjaradat
Your mom is like a mosquito because when I slapped her she stopped sucking. — Amit Verma
When you come to L.A. as a kid with your mom, you're lured into doing things that you think are cool and fun and a… — Penn Dayton Badgley
Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mom walking in on you looking at the Google homepage. — Nikhil Saluja
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting,Your… — Syntific
Pretending to be committed is very difficult when actually all the time ur phone rings is just because your mom calls u :( — Jaseem Kapoor
If you're a girl who raises her voice a lot, I assume your mom didn't hug you enough when you were a child. — Nikhil Saluja
You don't realize how inappropriate your favorite TV show is until your Mom walks in the room — Ritu Ghatourey
That awkward moment when your mom sits down next to you while you're on the computer — Rashida Rowe
Fun prank! Wait until your mom and dad fall asleep and then light the house on fire! — Jugi Steady

Who Wrote These Your Mom Quotes

161 authors contributed a total of 220 Your Mom Quotes, led by these top contributors: