"Your mom is like a mosquito because when……" — Amit Verma

"Your mom is like a mosquito because when I slapped her she stopped sucking."

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115 Quotes by Amit Verma

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Drake: The type of nigga, to try and find the same hooker in GTA. Because he felt the connection.
R.I.P Heath (April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008). You are missed.
Females will argue with you for 30mins , then be like I ain't even gonna argue with you.
Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman.
You have a million dollar body but your face is on benefits
I want a new life (start over) One without a cause (clean slate) So I'm coming home tonight (yeah) Well,…
Value those who value you ...A friendly reminder to everyone.
I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get for a walk and got…
If you don't love me somebody else will
I hate those late nights where you feel like talking to someone you don't speak to anymore.
Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean, And we fall back into the same patterns,…
Jack be nimble , jack be quick .Dramatic pause, girl I know you want this dick .

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