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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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When you're playing music, say for instance, you're playing a part of the band and you're looking at your music, your horn…
— Billy Eckstine
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In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't.…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Any time you play your horn, it helps you. If you get down, you can help yourself even in a rock 'n'…
— John Coltrane
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Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn.…
— Charlie Parker
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If you don't live it, it won't come out your horn.
— Charlie Parker
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
— Will Rogers
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
— Steven Wright
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Life on the road is murder. It's as though life begins and ends when you have your horn in your mouth.
— Gerry Mulligan
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As long as you've got your horn in your mouth, you're developing.
— Zoot Sims
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Blow your life through your horn.
— Arturo Sandoval
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Some mechanics be like 'I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BREAK, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER'
— Rotr Humphery Ken Ilorah
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The awkward moment when you accidentally beep your horn at a red light and all the people around you think you're a…
— Sydney
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