"In the Third World, honk your horn only……" — P.J. O'Rourke

"In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't. 3. When anything might. 4. At red lights. 5. At green lights. 6. At all other times."

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