Honk Quotes
14 quotes by 14 authors
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People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.
— Jake Johannsen
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Every time we go by KFC, my kids ask me to honk and they yell 'Boo' out the window.
— Pamela Anderson
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Americans are incredibly inpatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and…
— Jim Rohn
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The wild gander leads his flock through the cool night, Ya-honk! he says, and sounds it down to me like an invitation: The pert may…
— Walt Whitman
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I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car which was weaving…
— Thomas S. Monson
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In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't. 3. When anything…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
— Jimmy Carr
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The 'New York Honk,' as it was called, was the most fashionable accent an American male could have at that time, namely, the spring of…
— Tom Wolfe
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Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet up.
— Barbara Kingsolver
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When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air.
— Craig Brown
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If you don't squeeze your girlfriend's boob and honk the car horn at the same time, then what the fuck?
— Nikhil Saluja
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When the goose honk high, fair weather; when the goose honks low, foul weather
— Proverb
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Everything is lovely when the geese honk high.
— Mrthrill
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Those members of the male species who honk at women walking along the road or don't know how to take no for an answer -…
— D Michael Hardy
Who Wrote These Honk Quotes
14 authors contributed a total of 14 Honk Quotes as follows: