Honk Quotes

14 quotes by 14 authors

People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light. — Jake Johannsen
Every time we go by KFC, my kids ask me to honk and they yell 'Boo' out the window. — Pamela Anderson
Americans are incredibly inpatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and… — Jim Rohn
The wild gander leads his flock through the cool night, Ya-honk! he says, and sounds it down to me like an invitation: The pert may… — Walt Whitman
I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car which was weaving… — Thomas S. Monson
In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't. 3. When anything… — P.J. O'Rourke
Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh. — Jimmy Carr
The 'New York Honk,' as it was called, was the most fashionable accent an American male could have at that time, namely, the spring of… — Tom Wolfe
Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet up. — Barbara Kingsolver
When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air. — Craig Brown
If you don't squeeze your girlfriend's boob and honk the car horn at the same time, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja
When the goose honk high, fair weather; when the goose honks low, foul weather — Proverb
Everything is lovely when the geese honk high. — Mrthrill
Those members of the male species who honk at women walking along the road or don't know how to take no for an answer -… — D Michael Hardy

Who Wrote These Honk Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 14 Honk Quotes as follows: