Honk Quotes by Thomas S. Monson

More Honk Quotes

Popular Honk quotes from across the collection:

• People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light. — Jake Johannsen
• Every time we go by KFC, my kids ask me to honk and they yell 'Boo' out the window. — Pamela Anderson
• Americans are incredibly inpatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light… — Jim Rohn
• The wild gander leads his flock through the cool night, Ya-honk! he says, and sounds it down to me like an invitation:… — Walt Whitman
• I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car… — Thomas S. Monson
• In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't.… — P.J. O'Rourke
• Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh. — Jimmy Carr
• The 'New York Honk,' as it was called, was the most fashionable accent an American male could have at that time, namely,… — Tom Wolfe
• Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet up. — Barbara Kingsolver
• When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in… — Craig Brown
• If you don't squeeze your girlfriend's boob and honk the car horn at the same time, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja
• When the goose honk high, fair weather; when the goose honks low, foul weather — Proverb

See all Honk Quotes »