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Traditionally, wake-up calls are meant to wake you up rather than send you to sleep: the clue is in the wording. But…
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Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as…
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Like many men who play tennis, when I hit a ball into the net, I tend to look daggers at my racket,…
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One of the many joys of tongue-twisters is that they serve no purpose beyond fun.
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It is only if you happen to be a newscaster that the tongue-twister spells peril.
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There are few things quite so effortlessly enjoyable as watching an eminent person getting in a huff and flouncing out of a…
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The only behaviour that is truly common is to avoid doing something because you think others might consider it common.
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Over the years, the idea seems to have grown up that brightly coloured flowers are vulgar, and that the only flowers to…
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Tweeting is the go-to medium for the show-off and the shyster.
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I have twice met Jeffrey Archer, and on both occasions was struck by the firmness of his handshake - and the way…
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For some reason, it is always thrilling to spot your home town in the news.
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The first sign builders are on their way is when - hey, presto! - a skip appears outside your house.
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People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.
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The wild gander leads his flock through the cool night, Ya-honk! he says, and sounds it down to me like an invitation:…
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I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car…
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In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't.…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
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The 'New York Honk,' as it was called, was the most fashionable accent an American male could have at that time, namely,…
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Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet up.
— Barbara Kingsolver
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When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in…
— Craig Brown
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If you don't squeeze your girlfriend's boob and honk the car horn at the same time, then what the fuck?
— Nikhil Saluja
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When the goose honk high, fair weather; when the goose honks low, foul weather
— Proverb
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