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• I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go…
• Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
• Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just…
• High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play…
• On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just actually really,…
• Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive, be proactive.…
• Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.
• If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.
• God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.
• Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people. 3.Don't get…
• I saw this huge billboard that said: 'Abortion Hurts' and then it had a drawing of a butterfly. Who is that for?…
• What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by…

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