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Witty Quotes by Psyche_Zeroh
- Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it!
- What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
- What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination.
- If she's still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.
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