Psyche_Zeroh Quotes

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• Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it!
• What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
• What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination.
• You make me want to puke. (In a good way!)
• It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words.
• Can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter.
• Life doesn't give me lemons anymore. Not after what happened last time.
• The earth is full. Go home.
• Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
• So, you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day? Well, some people don't have a Mother on Mother's Day. Or, a Father on Father's Day.…
• You know your childhood is pretty much over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the f*cking couch.
• Person: YOU GET ON MY F*CKING NERVES! Me: So you're gonna caps-lock me to death?
• Heroin - A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured.
• If she's still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.

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