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Witty Quotes by Bob Hope
- It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.
- No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
- I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
- A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
- A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
- Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
More Witty Quotes
- Under every stone lurks a politician. — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine