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In his life, a man can change wives, political parties or religions but he cannot change his favourite soccer team. — Eduardo Galeano
My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars. — Bobby Hull
I know we're meant to be these hard-headed, money-obsessed professionals but we're still little boys at heart. Just ask our wives. — Unknown Author
It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in… — George Bernard Shaw
I also want to apologize to my fans, to the kids, everyone who's affected by the situation me and my wife are in. — Ray Rice
I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me. — Robert Louis Stevenson
Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men, not sensitive and introspective. It… — P.G. Wodehouse
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — Herbert V. Prochnow
There is something so indescribably sweet and satisfying in the knowledge that a husband or wife has forgiven the other freely, and from the heart. — Henrik Ibsen
Whatever your (unfavorable) situation is, it is a good idea to ask yourself "WHAT YOU WOULD DO if you were free of it." An alcoholic's… — Seth Roberts
My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I...fell in love with her; and what is more, I have never fallen… — Abraham Lincoln
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. — Winston Churchill
Most people aren't appreciated enough, and the bravest things we do in our lives are usually known only to ourselves. No one throws ticker tape… — Peggy Noonan
Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer. — John Updike
A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening. — P.G. Wodehouse
I always think before an important shot: What is the worst that can happen on this shot? I can whiff it, shank it, or hit… — Cary Middlecoff
My great grandfather used to say to his wife, my great-grandmother, who in turn told her daughter, my grandmother, who repeated it to her daughter,… — Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
The city sleeps and the country sleeps, the living sleep for their time, the dead sleep for their time, the old husband sleeps by his… — Walt Whitman
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? — Joan Rivers
As good luck would have it, comes in one Mistress Page, gives intelligence of Ford's approach, and in her invention, and Ford's wife's distraction, they… — William Shakespeare
High people, sir, are the best; take a hundred ladies of quality, you'll find them better wives, better mothers, more willing to sacrifice their own… — Samuel Johnson
A drunkard is the annoyance of modesty, the trouble of civility, the spoil of wealth, the distraction of reason. He is the brewer's agent, the… — Thomas Adams
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. — Jean Giraudoux
An agreement is never reached in love. The life of a wife and husband who love each other is never at rest. Whether the marriage… — Jean Giraudoux

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