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Why Quotes by Green Monk
- Sometimes I like to be a bit Romantic, that's why I light up a couple of scented candles when I masturbate.
- No I dont drink alcohol. Why put something in my body that's so potent it can convince a girl to sleep with me.
- People tell me I'm a drama queen. I don't get why that's a bad thing. If I'm a queen, don't I get to tell you…
- I always try not to judge people. Which is probably why I lost my job as a judge
- Before asking someone why they hate you, ask yourself why you even really care
- I never argue, I just explain why I'm right.
- Everytime I see my girlfriends tits they remind me why I pretend to care about what she has to say
- On the Internet, you can choose to be whoever you want. I don't understand why so many people choose to be stupid idiots.
- A relationship is NOT a test so why cheat?
- Why do porn stars tweet pics of their kids? Factory workers don't tweet pics of their on-the-job accidents ..
- A real man knows how to comfort his woman in good or bad situations. He's one of the reasons why she's always smiling.
- Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat!
- I hope I live to be 100 if only just to mess with people by telling them fake reasons why I lived so long. Like,…
- Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, Suck what?
- Why do we spend so much money on clothes when the best moments of our life are spent without them?
- Why would you let me know before unfollowing me? You're making it easier for me to track you down and murder you.
- My girlfriends are my most valuable possessions, thats why I keep them locked up in closet.
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