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Why Quotes by Bill Maher
- This is why rational people - anti-religionists - must end their timidity and come out of their closet and assert themselves.
- Guns aren't just a tool of last resort. They're awesome. That's why people stroke them. And name them, and take pictures with them. You guys…
- Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?
- That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of my…
- I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama…
- What a day for the Tea Party people. Did you see that? America's parks and fairgrounds were lost in a sea of man-boobs. They were…
- There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes them Democrats. If…
- Which is why I'd like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound. And this…
- Do you think if it was the fairy tale about a man who lived inside of a whale and it was religion that Jack built…
- If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
- What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?
- Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
- Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.
- Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.
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- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes
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