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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready.…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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If we resort for a criterion to the different principles on which different forms of government are established, we may define a…
— James Madison
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It is to secure our rights that we resort to government at all.
— Thomas Jefferson
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Inevitably, anytime we are too vulnerable we feel the need to protect ourselves from further wounds. So we resort to sarcasm, cutting…
— Stephen Covey
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We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever…
— Johnny Carson
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Levity is the lubricant of a crisis. We resort to jokes, pranks and good natured kidding to relieve tension, stress and boredom.
— Wally Schirra
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When gentle persuasion [of children] falls on deaf ears, we resort to ridicule and rebuke. Then we return to threats and punishment.…
— Haim Ginott
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Fear is unnatural. Lightning and thunder are unnatural. Pain, death, reality, these are all unnatural. We can't bear these things as they…
— Don DeLillo
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When we refuse to work with our disappointment, we break the Precepts: rather than experience the disappointment, we resort to anger, greed,…
— Joko Beck
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