Unnatural Act Quotes by Marty Feldman

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Marty Feldman has 15 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.
• Money can't buy poverty.
• It could be worse... It could be raining
• Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
• You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
• Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
• Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
• Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that…
• I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
• I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
• I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
• I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

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