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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve:…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God! -Roger
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh,…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh,…
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People say doing a startup is like a marathon. It's actually a roadtrip at night with no headlights. You think you're going…
— Ben Silbermann
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It is impossible for a stranger traveling through the United States to tell from the appearance of the people or the country…
— Alfred Harmsworth, 1st Viscount Northcliffe
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Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit…
— John Denver
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President Obama made the right choice, over one million Americans are still working today. The American auto industry is not just surviving.…
— Rahm Emanuel
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In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be.
— Gloria Steinem
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There was a discordant hum of human voices! There was a loud blast as of many trumpets! There was a harsh grating…
— Edgar Allan Poe
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What do you mean you live someplace where there aren’t any humans? (Danger) In a realm far away from here. (Alexion) Is…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I started dancing when I was 3 in Toledo, Ohio, and started hip-hop dancing at the age of 7.
— Alyson Stoner
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I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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In Toledo, people grow out. Out to the suburbs. Out to the parts of America where the economy is more vigorous. And…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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I have lived in Toledo, Ohio, off and on throughout my entire life, and I have plenty of friends who are union…
— Joe Wurzelbacher
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