"There is no horizon in Toledo. There are…" — P.J. O'Rourke
"There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Horizon Quotes
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It's a brilliant surface in that sunlight. The horizon seems quite close to you because the curvature is so much…
— Neil Armstrong
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You must learn day by day, year by year to broaden your horizon. The more things you love, the more…
— Ethel Barrymore
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Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line.
— Warren G. Bennis
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The manager has his eye on the bottom line; the leader has his eye on the horizon.
— Warren G. Bennis
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Youth is the spirit of adventure and awakening. It is a time of physical emerging when the body attains the…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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October is the fallen leaf, but it is also a wider horizon more clearly seen. It is the distant hills…
— Hal Borland
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Between two worlds life hovers like a star, twixt night and morn, upon the horizon's verge.
— Lord Byron
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One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off…
— Dale Carnegie
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'Woman on the Plaza,' with its distinct horizon, snow-like surfaces, wintry wall, stunning sunlight, sharp shadows, and hurrying figure, would…
— Sam Abell
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Every time we pray our horizon is altered, our attitude to things is altered, not sometimes but every time, and…
— Oswald Chambers
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I shall never forget my mother, for it was she who planted and nurtured the first seeds of good within…
— Immanuel Kant
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How wide are the horizons of the spinning earth! The moonlight leads the tides and the sun's light will not…
— Hsu Yun
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