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Today Quotes by Johnny Carson
- I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.
- Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
- It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself."
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