"It was so hot today that Burger King……" — Johnny Carson
"It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself.""
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55 Quotes by Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson has 55 quotes on this site.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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More Burger Quotes
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one of 110 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I'm an absolute connoisseur of cheeseburgers and like to think that I can detect even mere percentages of shift in…
— Alton Brown
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I started at Pillsbury as a manager in one of their analysis functions, then worked my way up the corporate…
— Herman Cain
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Whether you were talking about Pillsbury, Burger King, Godfather's, the National Restaurant Association, in each one of those situations, I…
— Herman Cain
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The best food is in Chicago. There are great restaurants everywhere, from fancy places to burger joints.
— Steve Carell
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I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger.
— Oprah Winfrey
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Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it…
— Bill Gates
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I think someone follows me. They do the most random stuff. I get a photo taken through a burger drive-through…
— Robert Pattinson
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Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread...
— Robert Pattinson
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People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
— Joe Rogan
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I can't see any point to hanging around a Burger King all day, no matter how much money you make.…
— Charles Willeford
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I think people read the tabloids because they want to see you eating a burger, or out of your makeup…
— Leonardo DiCaprio
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All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window…
— Jenny McCarthy
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